A sudden burst of verbiage

Who says cats aren't smart? Why, right this very second, Skippy is simultaneously (and single pawedly!) conducting research into both passive solar thermal collection and traffic flow bottlenecks.

Just thought I'd tell you. I gotta go, it's time to refill my portable biomass to methane conversion facility. Yep!

Putting the "gas" back in "gastrointestinal," I remain --