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10:13 pm - Something I never thought I'd hear a woman say to me.
"I find it incredibly sexy that you shave with your eyes closed."

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From:bibliofile
Date:November 19th, 2005 06:38 am (UTC)
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Yikes, I'd have to say that I find it incredibly DANGEROUS. You do use a safety razor of some sort, right--no bare blades, no Sweeney Todd-era technology?
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From:holyoutlaw
Date:November 19th, 2005 06:44 am (UTC)
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Straight razors all the way, baybeee. All my women love the scent of danger.
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From:alces2
Date:November 19th, 2005 08:53 pm (UTC)
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A straight razor? Without looking? I suppose with practice I could do that but I have some bumps here and there where I really prefer to look up close. So do you use a shaving brush and mug? Do you use a razor strop and a hone? And you look up every once in a while with an evil grin? Oh here's another question, do you carry it in your luggage on plane flights? Or in your carry-on bag?
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From:holyoutlaw
Date:November 19th, 2005 09:47 pm (UTC)
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Oh, I was kidding about the straight razor. Sorry. I use a safety razor and regular gel soap.
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From:alces2
Date:November 20th, 2005 12:53 am (UTC)
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"Qua la parruca... Presto la barba...
Qua la sanguigna..."
from "Largo al factotum"

"dissimulando scoprir porto."
From “Se vuol ballare”
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From:holyoutlaw
Date:November 20th, 2005 03:20 am (UTC)
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I'd say that's all Greek to me, but I at least recognize it as Italian.

"There's the knife... fast the barber... there's the blood" from "Slow all facts, tote them"?

"Dissimulate as you scope the rear door"?
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From:alces2
Date:November 20th, 2005 04:19 am (UTC)
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This all made me think of Figaro.

http://www.aria-database.com/translations/barber01_largo.txt
Largo al factotum, Figaro's aria from Il Barbiere di Siviglia

Qua la parruca...Presto la barba.. What about the wig... A quick shave...
Qua la sanguigna... Some leeches for bleeding...

http://www.operaheb.co.il/operas/arias/figaro1.html
Se Vuol Ballare" - Le Nozze di Figaro
dissimulando scoprir porto. you will find out how to dissemble.

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From:holyoutlaw
Date:December 6th, 2005 08:45 pm (UTC)
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I just got the notification for this comment -- sheesh!

I figured you were quoting from The Barber of Seville, thanks for the accurate translations. Yeah!

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