Luke McGuff (holyoutlaw) wrote,
Luke McGuff
holyoutlaw

via marykaykare:



Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).  Last Wednesday I didn't flush (-1 points).  Last Monday I gave shunn a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).  Last Sunday I bought porn for blindmonk (-10 points).  In October I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points)

Overall, I've been nice (731 points).  For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
holyoutlaw

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